That’s not a noose, it’s a “friendship necklace”

"So then this black dude called me a racist, and I was like, 'what are you talkin' about, boy? I'm just expressin' myself. You're playing the race card. You're the real racist. That's what I told him."

"So then this black dude called me a racist, and I was like, 'What you talkin' about, boy? You're playing the race card. You're the real racist.' That's what I told him."

The Boston cop who was suspended for dropping the term “jungle monkey” into an email about Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. told a Boston TV station earlier today: “I am not a racist.”

Gotta wonder what this guy’s definition of “racism” is. Like, if referring to African-Americans with dehumanizing insults doesn’t qualify… what would it take? This cop’s racism bar is clearly set pretty damn high.

Maybe he’s one of those guys who doesn’t consider getting a blow job “cheating.”  Maybe he’s one of those guys who who thinks it’s OK to treat immigrants like crap because “they have it better here than in their own countries anyway.” Maybe he doesn’t take showers because he’s “just going to get dirty again, so what’s the point?”

These are all possibilities which may never be confirmed, but one thing is definitely for sure… this guy is a total douche.

"Ask my black friend, he'll tell you I'm totally cool."

"Ask my black friend, he'll tell you I'm cool."

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2 Responses to “That’s not a noose, it’s a “friendship necklace””

  1. Caille Says:

    If he’d just shot the guy, he wouldn’t have gotten suspended. Duh.

  2. Craig Doughty Says:

    Excellent piece. I would like to sign up to this blog, but, for some unbeknown reason, I am unable to do so.

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